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East Boston is a shithole so bad it makes Lynn look like a five-star hotel. It’s like the whole place is waiting for a bulldozer to come and finish the job.
Yo, I live in Eastie, and my neighbor threw a couch out the window last week. That’s how bad it is.
My cousin got arrested in Eastie for yelling ‘fuck you’ at a pizza delivery guy. He got 20 years for that.
My mom says Eastie is the only place where the trash talks back.
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Eastie is a place where MS-13 runs wild, the mafia still throws money around like it’s confetti, and people talk like they just woke up from a hangover.
My friend from Eastie told me he got chased by MS-13 after he called their leader a ‘jerk off.’
My aunt says Eastie people talk so loud, you can hear them from the North Shore.
My cousin got a tattoo of the MS-13 logo and now he’s in trouble with the Italian mob.
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East Boston is the rough part of the North Shore, with planes flying over your head and the worst views of the city, right in front of the worst projects in all of Boston.
My uncle lives in Eastie and says he can’t sleep because of the planes. He says they’re louder than his ex-wife.
My cousin got a job at Logan Airport and now he gets yelled at by Eastie people every morning.
My brother says the view from Eastie is so bad, it looks like a movie set for a horror film.
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