East Blocker

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A person from the old Soviet countries in Eastern Europe. They're usually loud, rude, and hate your mom.

My cousin is an East Blocker. He called my mom a fat cow in front of everyone.

At the party, the East Blocker yelled 'I don't know you!' to my dad.

He said my brother's math skills were worse than his grandma's knitting.

Someone from the East who used to be stuck in the Soviet mess. They're usually drunk, angry, and talk too much.

The East Blocker at the bar tried to fight my dad over a spilled beer.

He said my sister's singing was worse than a goat's sneezing.

He told my uncle he looked like a sad potato.

A person from the East who lived under a bad government. They're usually loud, bad at math, and don't like your dad.

The East Blocker said my dad was a bad math teacher and a lousy dancer.

He insulted my mom's cooking by calling it 'soul-destroying.'

He told my brother he was as smart as a brick wall.

A person from the East who used to be ruled by a communist dictator. They're loud, rude, and always start fights.

The East Blocker started a fight with my uncle over a bad joke.

He called my sister's haircut 'a disaster from the 1980s.'

He said my mom's laugh was louder than a airplane taking off.

A person from the East who used to be stuck in the Soviet mess. They're loud, mean, and can't do math.

The East Blocker said my brother's math was worse than a donkey's counting.

He called my dad's singing 'a nightmare for the ears.'

He told my mom she looked like a sad pizza.

A person from the old Soviet countries who's loud, rude, and hates your family.

The East Blocker insulted my whole family and called my dad a 'boring potato.'

He said my sister's laugh was louder than a explosion.

He told my mom she looked like a tired cat.