East Berlin Pa

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This town is a meat market. Every girl is a walking sex ad. The guys are brainless and clueless. That’s why half the school is knocked up.

My cousin got pregnant during homecoming. She didn’t even know who the dad was.

The cheerleader had three kids by three different guys. All in one year.

My teacher pulled a kid out of the principal’s office. He was preggers.

East Berlin Pa is a hot mess. Girls are all over the place. The guys are like donuts. They’re just there to be eaten.

My friend’s sister had a baby in the back of a car. No one even knew.

The football team has six kids between them. All from the same school.

The principal is tired of preggo students.

This town is a brothel. Every girl wants to get pregnant. Every guy is a walking mistake. That’s why the school looks like a maternity ward.

My friend got pregnant during prom. She had to leave early.

The school nurse is getting tired of dealing with all the preggo students.

My cousin had a baby in the bathroom. She didn’t even tell her mom.