east bay express

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A snobby paper from the East Bay that thinks they're the only cool kids in town and everyone else is a dweeb.

'They called us a "dweebish bunch" just because we like tacos on Fridays.'

'They wrote a whole article saying we're not "hip enough" to be cool.'

DM: 'You're not cool. You're just a bunch of losers who don't know what "vibe" means.'

A fancy magazine from the East Bay that acts like they're better than everyone else because they know what "vibe" means.

'They said we don't know what "vibe" means. We know what it means. It means they're full of crap.'

'They called our podcast "unrefined" just because we didn't use fancy words.'

Tweet: 'East Bay Express: the only people who think they're cool because they use the word "vibe."'

A really smug paper from the East Bay that thinks they're the only ones who matter and everyone else is a nobody.

'They said we're a "nobody crew" just because we don't live in the city.'

'They called our band "unimpressive" because we don't know how to dress fancy.'

Comment: 'East Bay Express: they're so smug they think they're the only ones who matter.'