east bay

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A bunch of cities on the east side of the bay. They think they're better than everyone else just because they're near Oakland.
"I'm from the East Bay, so I obviously know more about punk than you."
"Why do they even call it the East Bay? It's just a bunch of old buildings and bad traffic."
"I moved to the East Bay and now I hate everyone."
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Something that came from the East Bay. It's usually something stupid or loud.
"This song is so East Bay, it's like it was made during a screaming match."
"That guy from the East Bay said he started a band at 70. I believe him."
"She brought an East Bay vibe to the party. It was chaos."
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A smug magazine that thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. It hates everything that's not as cool as it is.
"That magazine from the East Bay called me a 'meh' and I cried."
"I tried to read that East Bay publication, and it felt like a lecture from my math teacher."
"That East Bay magazine said my haircut was 'overrated.'"
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A stupid guy who messed up a cool band. He's the reason Dead Kennedys got boring.
"That guy from the East Bay ruined the best band of the 80s. I'm still mad."
"He's the reason I don't like Dead Kennedys anymore. He's a sellout."
"He's such a sellout, he even used one of their songs in a commercial for pants."
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A guy who plays guitar for a band called Dead Kennedys. He's good, but he also did some dumb stuff.
"He played guitar for a band called Dead Kennedys. He's good, but he's also dumb."
"He made a stupid album and tried to use one of their songs in a commercial. That was the worst."
"He plays like a rock god, but he also sells out. That's the worst."
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A guy who plays guitar for a band called Dead Kennedys. He's good, but he also did some dumb stuff. He even went to war with his bandmate.
"He went to war with his bandmate over some stupid rights thing. That's the worst."
"He tried to use a song in a commercial for pants. That's the worst."
"He had a stupid lawsuit with his bandmate. I don't get it."
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A school that's so bad, it's like it's been cursed by a math teacher.
"That school is the worst. They have the worst sports teams and the worst teachers."
"They have the worst football team in the whole East Bay. They lost to a group of squirrels."
"That school is the worst. I got kicked out for eating chips during math class."
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