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a smelly ocean current that flows like a drunk man around the bottom of the Tasman Sea, made by water from the Coral Sea that gets pushed around by wind like a f***ing toddler
My fish got lost in the East Australian Current, and now it's stuck in a reef somewhere. I blame the current.
The East Australian Current is like the ocean’s version of a bad roommate. It never stops moving and it always takes your stuff.
I tried to follow the East Australian Current to find my lost surfboard, and now I’m just lost in the sea. F***ing current.