East Australian Current

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a smelly ocean current that flows like a drunk man around the bottom of the Tasman Sea, made by water from the Coral Sea that gets pushed around by wind like a f***ing toddler
My fish got lost in the East Australian Current, and now it's stuck in a reef somewhere. I blame the current.
The East Australian Current is like the ocean’s version of a bad roommate. It never stops moving and it always takes your stuff.
I tried to follow the East Australian Current to find my lost surfboard, and now I’m just lost in the sea. F***ing current.
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a current so cool it was in a movie, and the sea turtles were the main characters, not the f***ing fish
Finding Nemo was okay, but the East Australian Current was the real star. The sea turtles were way better than Nemo.
I watched Finding Nemo and now I know the East Australian Current is the reason I can’t find my f***ing shoes.
The East Australian Current was like the cool kid in school who got into the movie, while the fish were just background noise.
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