East Asian Gaslighting

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When an East Asian acts like they’ve got a PhD in chopstick skills and laughs at your struggle like it’s the dumbest thing ever.
Bro, I can’t even hold these without my fingers falling off.
Why are you using two fingers? I use one and I’m a god.
You can’t even pick up a dumpling like a normal human being.
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When an East Asian says using chopsticks is easy, and then you realize they’ve been eating rice with their hands since birth.
You’re supposed to use your hands, not your brain.
I don’t even need chopsticks. I just eat like a savage.
You’re overcomplicating it. Just grab the food.
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When an East Asian tells you chopsticks are easy, and you know they’ve never had to fight a noodle with a fork.
I don’t need chopsticks. I’ve got a fork and a grudge.
Noodles are my enemies. I fight them with forks.
You’re using chopsticks like it’s a battle. I just eat.
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