east allington

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#boring village#family drama#tractor arguments

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A tiny English village where farmers are so bored they sleep with each other. The pub drunks are louder than the tractors and the whole place is stuck in the middle of nothing.
I live in East Allington and my neighbor's cow knows my secrets.
The only reason the pub exists is so drunks can argue about nothing.
My aunt from East Allington married her cousin and now they run a farm together.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A village so small it’s like a farm with a pub. Everyone’s related, everyone’s drunk, and no one gives a damn about anything else.
My brother moved to East Allington and now he’s married to his best friend’s sister.
The local pub fights are more famous than the football team.
My grandpa from East Allington still thinks the moon is made of cheese.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A place so empty it’s like the end of the world. Everyone’s related, the drunks are louder than the cows, and no one wants to leave.
My cousin from East Allington thinks the cow is the best friend.
The pub in East Allington is the only place where the drunks are louder than the church choir.
My uncle from East Allington still argues with the same man every Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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