East Allegheny

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A stinking, trashy school where kids get brainwashed with stupid math and even stupider science! Teachers are getting it from students and the floor is covered in cockroach poop!
My math teacher is my ex and we're still getting it in the back of the classroom.
I saw a rat eating a crumpled test paper during lunch.
The science lab smells like old socks and regret.
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A place where education is just a fancy word for confusion! Kids are cheating, teachers are getting cheated, and the hallway is just a raccoon's bedroom!
I failed algebra because I was busy cheating with my crush.
My teacher caught me with a phone and now I have to clean the entire gym.
The raccoons in the hallway are smarter than my math class.
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A dump of a school where you learn nothing but how to survive the lunchroom and how to make out in the back of the bus!
I got a D in history because I was too busy texting my crush.
The lunchroom is so loud you can't hear your own thoughts.
I made out with my crush in the back of the bus and got detention.
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