east 99

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A cursed street in Cleveland where Bone Thugs-n-Harmony live. It’s so loud you can hear the beat in your grandma’s casket.
My cousin got chased by a Bone Thug on E. 99th. He ran into a hot dog stand and got a free wiener.
I live on E. 99th and my dog just started rapping. It’s terrifying.
The cops said E. 99th is so bad, they gave it a 99 out of 100 for being a disaster.
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A street in Cleveland so dumb it thinks it’s a highway. Everyone there is either high or dead.
My cousin got lost on E. 99th and ended up in a ditch with a pigeon.
I tried to walk on E. 99th and a guy threw a soda at me. I didn’t even do anything.
E. 99th is so stupid, it made my math teacher cry.
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A stupid acronym that’s like a bad joke. It came from a game and it’s the worst thing since the invention of bad hair.
My friend tried to explain GG easy and I fell asleep.
E. 99th is like a bad meme that won’t die.
I asked my mom about E. 99th and she said, ‘That’s where your uncle got a tattoo of a duck.’
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