easson

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A goat who is so good at basketball it makes your brain shut off

Easson dropped 50 points and I just stared at the ceiling like 'what even is life?'

He scored 30 points in the final minutes and I screamed into my pillow

Easson had 20 rebounds and I forgot how to breathe

A human who plays basketball so good it’s like watching a god throw insults at your mom

Easson dunked and I cried like my dog died

He blocked my shot and I felt like I got rejected by my crush

Easson made a 3-pointer and I yelled 'why? why? why?'

The best basketball player who makes you feel like a failure just by breathing

Easson got 25 points and I felt like I failed my math test

He scored 15 points and I ate my feelings

Easson had 10 assists and I screamed into my soup