eason jia

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a person who can't stop thinking about sigmas and gets pissy when they aren't around
Eason Jia called me at 2 a. m. to talk about sigma vibes
He started a group chat called 'Sigma or Die' and kicked me for not joining
He said my sigma energy was 'weak' and I should 'die in the streets'
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a guy who would rather talk about sigmas than eat or sleep
He skipped dinner to text about sigmas
He dreams about sigmas and wakes up screaming
He turned his dating app into a sigma tracker
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someone who treats sigmas like they're the only thing that matters in life
He yelled at me for not liking his sigma post
He blocked his mom for commenting on his sigma timeline
He cried when a sigma didn't like his sigma content
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a human who thinks sigmas are the best thing ever and everyone else is trash
He called me a 'sigma hater' for not liking his sigma post
He said I was 'sigma-less and weak'
He said my life was 'a sigma joke'
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a person who can't stop talking about sigmas and thinks they're the most important thing ever
He sent me a 10-minute voice note about sigmas
He turned his phone into a sigma machine
He made me watch a sigma video for 3 hours straight
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