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A brain-dead piece of trash who thinks he’s a genius because he can do one thing right before passing out from stupidity

'I just solved the Rubik’s Cube. I’m gonna be rich.', 2 seconds later: 'Wait, what's a Rubik’s Cube?'

He walked into a wall and still said, 'I’m gonna be rich.'

He tried to text me with two thumbs and one brain cell. It took 10 minutes.

A human version of a broken toaster, only good for one thing and that’s mostly luck

He ate a whole pizza in one bite. Then cried because he didn’t know how to chew.

He tried to flirt with my mom. It went like a 10-minute silence.

He said, 'I’m gonna be a king.' Then passed out on my keyboard.

A human who thinks he’s a superhero but only has the power to be annoying

He walked into a room and yelled, 'I’m here to save you!' Then tripped over his own feet.

He tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo', then called me a 'fart.'

He claimed he was a ‘mystic’ and said, 'I can read your future.' I said, 'It’s gonna be bad.' He said, 'That’s my job.'

A walking disaster who thinks he’s a legend because he once stood up and didn’t fall over

He tried to do a cartwheel and fell flat. Then yelled, 'I’m a legend!'

He took a 10-minute break just to drink a soda. Then said, 'I’m gonna be famous.'

He tried to text me and sent, 'I’m gonna be a legend.' Then passed out.

A brainless meat sack who thinks he’s Einstein because he can count to 10 before passing out

He counted to 10, then fell over and said, 'I’m Einstein!'

He tried to text me and spelled 'Einstein' as 'Einstei.' Then said, 'I’m Einstein.'

He tried to do math and got 2 + 2 = 5. Then said, 'I’m Einstein.'