easington lane

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A sewer full of chavs who give you the worst time and then laugh in your face when they steal your fags

I walked into Easington Lane thinking I was a king, now I'm just a fag-smoking beggar.

They told me I'd be out in a week. I've been there two months and I still can't count my change.

I got robbed by a kid who looked like he slept in a bin.

Where posh boys go to become bike-thieving crackheads in under a week you start as an apprentice and end up selling 10s on your Apollo like a madman

I came in clean. I left with a crack in my head and a stolen bike.

They said I'd be a dealer in a week. Now I'm on my third shift and still can't count my money.

I started as a trainee, now I'm the guy who steals your fags and laughs about it.