easington

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Easington is a stinkin' dump with some weirdos and a few lads who are actually decent looking
My cousin moved there and now he looks like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards
I saw a man wearing a sandwich bag as a hat on the bus
The local pub has a toilet that doesn't work and smells like a dead rat
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It's where tiny little bums live and will shag for a packet of cheap biscuits and shag on the green every Friday with their druggie friends
My mate got shagged by three girls for a bag of crisps
They turned the village green into a shagging spot
I saw a kid selling glue on the corner
3
A place full of junkies and chavs who are always in your face and cuss you out
A chav threw a drink over me in the shop
I got cussing at by a crackhead for not giving him a fiver
The local dealer lives in a tent and sells shite weed
4
A place where fancy boys turn into motorbike stealing, druggie lunatics in just a few days
My brother went there and came back with a tattoo and a broken nose
He started stealing bikes and selling weed at the local shop
He now lives in a van and robs people for cash
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