easii

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The king of all beings who walks the earth like a god with a bad attitude and a full bladder.
Easii just walked into the room and the whole place shut up like a classroom after lunch.
He said 'yo' and the sky turned blue.
Even the pizza got jealous of him.
2
A human who looks like he just won the lottery and the universe gave him a free pass to be annoying.
Easii showed up to the party and the DJ dropped dead.
He texted me and my phone started smoking.
He walked into the gym and the weights cried.
3
The only person who could make a Monday feel like a Friday and still have time to complain about it.
Easii came in and the whole class forgot how to breathe.
He posted a selfie and 10,000 people fainted.
He walked into the store and the cashier quit on the spot.
4
A living legend who walks the earth like he owns it and everyone else is just rent.
Easii showed up and the sky turned green.
He said 'hello' and my dog died of happiness.
He walked in and the whole school got distracted.
5
The most famous person who doesn't even know he's famous and still manages to be annoying.
Easii walked in and the whole class started a riot.
He posted a video and the internet exploded.
He said 'yo' and the moon fell out of the sky.
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A guy who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel like they’re just background noise.
Easii showed up and the whole school forgot how to think.
He posted a tweet and the internet lost its mind.
He walked in and the principal started crying.
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