Eashanp11

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Also called kraneXO. He despises curry since it's served every damn day at his house. He's a total crybaby because his dad still hasn't come back from the store. He's super good at cricket and is thrilled to be friends with Ryan Prasad.
Eashan cried in the middle of a cricket match because he missed his dad.
He told Ryan Prasad he'd be his best friend forever if he passed the test.
He yelled at his mom for making curry again.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's 100% positive about being gay. He plays with the other boys’ butts like it's his full-time job. He's so gay he thinks he can eat your ass if he hits it enough.
He told the class he was going to be a butt-whisperer when he grew up.
He tried to eat Lewis's ass during lunch and got sent to the principal's office.
He said he was going to marry Ryan Prasad and live in a butt-shaped house.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's got a sexy brown tone that gets him bullied every day. He's got autism and still thinks hitting your ass counts as a math problem.
He got in trouble for hitting Lewis's ass during math class.
He told the teacher he was solving a problem by hitting people.
He got bullied because he said he was a brown superhero.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's still waiting for his dad to come back from the store. He's been waiting for so long he thinks the store has taken him hostage.
He told the principal his dad was being held hostage by the store.
He cried in the hallway because he thought his dad was stuck in a cereal aisle.
He said he was going to rescue his dad with a cricket bat.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He hits your ass a lot because he wants to eat it. But Lewis gets to eat it first, and he's not happy about it.
He told Lewis he was going to eat his ass after lunch.
He said he was going to steal Lewis's ass during recess.
He cried when Lewis got to eat the ass first.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's got a lot of racial prejudice because he's so sexy and brown. He gets bullied because he's got autism and thinks being brown is a crime.
He told the bullies he was going to sue them for being mean.
He said being brown was the worst thing that ever happened to him.
He cried in the bathroom because he got called a brown criminal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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