eashaan

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Eashaan is a brainy motherfucker who loves saving people’s lives and making them feel like royalty. He’s so smart he could probably turn your dumbass into a genius.
Eashaan just solved my math test for me. I’m now the class clown and he’s the king of math.
He told me I was dumb, but then he fixed my life. I owe him my soul.
Eashaan gave me a C+ and called it a mercy. I’m now his personal servant.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eashaan is your best friend, but he’ll also steal your girl and laugh in your face. He’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a brain that’ll make you feel like a idiot.
He stole my crush and then laughed at me. I now live in shame.
Eashaan’s sense of humor is so bad, it’s good. He’s like a joke that never ends.
He’s the best friend you could ever have… unless he steals your girl.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eashaan is the most legendary guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a king, a queen, and the reason your life is worth living. If he doesn’t like you, he’ll call you a failure and walk away.
Eashaan is so legendary, he turned my life into a reality show. I’m just the sidekick.
He called me a failure, but I still love him. He’s the king of all kings.
Eashaan is like a superhero. I’m just his sidekick who gets teased.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eashaan lives for momos. If you don’t bring him momos, he’ll call you a failure and leave you in the dust.
He said I was a failure because I forgot to bring momos. I’m now his personal joke.
Eashaan didn’t bring momos to the party. He got kicked out and called me a failure.
Momos are his life. I’m just the guy who forgot to bring them.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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