Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boyfriend so good he makes your ex look like a crying toddler.

My eash is hotter than my mom's lasagna and he knows it.

I texted my eash 'I miss you' and he replied with a photo of his abs.

My eash just proposed and I'm still in shock because he's perfect.

2

What you say when your brain short-circuits and you can't agree with anything.

'Eash, I'm not going to that party.' 'Eash? That’s my favorite party.'

When my friend said 'I hate pizza' I said 'Eash?' and he died.

My cousin said 'Eash, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.' I laughed so hard I cried.

3

When you're so scared you go number two in your pants like a baby.

I eashed myself in front of my teacher and she gave me a D.

At the concert I eashed and the crowd laughed at me.

I eashed during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was okay.

4

When you tell someone to go to hell and you mean it.

My mom asked me to clean my room and I said 'Eash, I’m not cleaning anything!'

When my teacher assigned homework I said 'Eash, I hate homework.'

My friend asked me to do his taxes and I said 'Eash, I’m not doing your taxes.'

5

A virgin who smells like old socks and regret.

My eash came to my house and I almost died from the smell.

I asked my eash to dance and he smelled like a gym sock.

My eash is so stinky I can smell him from across the room.

6

Two ladies who are into each other and one is tall and the other is short and they're like a weird love triangle.

My eash is like a weird love triangle and I can’t stand it.

I asked my eash if they wanted to hang out and they said 'We’re too complicated.'

My eash is a weird couple and I can’t figure them out.