ease/take

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a stupid saying people use when they're too lazy to actually do something
'Just take it easy, man.' I was screaming at a cop who just gave me a ticket for going 90 in a 30.
'Ease up, bro.' I was trying to beat my friend's high score and he just said that like it was a magic spell.
'Take it easy, it's just a test.' I had a nuclear bomb in my brain and he told me to take it easy.
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a fake way of telling someone to chill out, even though they're about to explode
'Ease up, it's just a game.' I was about to throw my controller at the TV and he said that like it was a solution.
'Take it easy, it's just a problem.' I was crying on the floor and my mom told me to take it easy like I was a baby.
'Ease it, it's just a day.' I had a hangover and a broken heart and my friend told me to ease it like it was a joke.
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a stupid phrase people use when they want you to stop being awesome
'Take it easy, you're going to burn out.' I was on fire and I was about to beat the world record.
'Ease it, you're being too loud.' I was screaming my head off and my neighbor told me to ease it like it was a crime.
'Just take it easy, it's not that bad.' I was doing a backflip off a diving board and he said that like I was a toddler.
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a useless sentence that people throw at you when they're too scared to help you
'Take it easy, it's just a little thing.' I was trying to save the world and he told me to take it easy like it was a joke.
'Ease up, it's not that big of a deal.' I was fighting a dragon and he told me to ease up like it was nothing.
'Just take it easy, you're not that important.' I was about to end the universe and my best friend told me to take it easy.
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a dumb way of telling someone to stop doing cool stuff
'Ease it, you're going to get tired.' I was running a marathon and he told me to ease it like it was a joke.
'Take it easy, it's not worth it.' I was trying to win the lottery and he told me to take it easy like I was a loser.
'Just ease up, you're being too intense.' I was doing a headstand on a tightrope and he told me to ease up like I was a baby.
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a stupid thing people say when they don't want to listen to your problems
'Take it easy, it's not that bad.' I was crying my eyes out and he told me to take it easy like I was a robot.
'Ease it, you're being too dramatic.' I was yelling at the sky and he told me to ease it like it was a chore.
'Just take it easy, you're not that sad.' I was having a breakdown and he told me to take it easy like it was a joke.
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