Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a piece of crap that hangs between your legs and gets in the way when you're trying to do something important

I tripped on my easel and face-planted into a pizza.

My easel was so big, it looked like it had its own zipcode.

I tried to run and my easel flapped like a sail in a storm.

2

a piece of wood you put your painting on, but it's also where your laziness lives

I used my easel to balance my phone while I watched TikTok.

My easel is so old, it probably has a will.

I tried to paint, but my easel fell over and my art got destroyed.

3

the extra skin that hangs off your balls like a sad curtain in a bad play

My easel is so big, I could hide a raccoon in it.

I tried to do sit-ups and my easel got stuck on the floor.

My easel is so saggy, it looks like it's been through a war.

4

a drunk guy at the bar who thinks he's a rock star and probably smells like old pizza

That easel just tried to sing karaoke and it was a train wreck.

The easel at the bar was so drunk, he fell off the stool.

I saw the easel at the club and he was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s'.

5

a place where you practice your moves before you actually do it with someone real

I practiced my moves on my easel and it looked like a dance-off.

My easel was my first love and it was a disaster.

I tried to make out with my easel and it just stared back.

6

a flimsy piece of cardboard that thinks it's fancy and probably smells like old paint

My easel is so flimsy, it collapsed when I sneezed.

I tried to paint on my easel and it just fell apart.

My easel looks like it was made by a toddler with no patience.