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When a guy zips up his pants before he’s done peeing, spilling a little pee on his leg like a clumsy toddler.
He eased up before he was done, and now his leg is wet and he’s confused.
He tried to zip up too fast and now his leg is a puddle.
He eased up and now his pants are wet and his dignity is gone.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When rules get looser, like when your mom stops yelling and starts laughing.
The rules eased up, and now we can just eat cereal for dinner.
He eased up and let us play video games all day.
The teacher eased up and let us talk during math.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you’re so relaxed you could fall asleep in a pool of beer and donuts.
He eased up and fell asleep in the middle of the party.
She was so eased up she ate three donuts and passed out.
He eased up and just lay there like a drunk donut.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you tell someone to chill because they’re acting like a caffeinated raccoon.
He told me to ease up because I was yelling like a caffeinated raccoon.
She said, ‘Ease up, turbo,’ because I was going nuts.
He told me to chill because I was acting like a hyperactive squirrel.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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