Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most basic thing ever. So easy it makes you wanna cry.

Man I could do this in my sleep

This is like math for a baby

I could eat a whole pizza and still do this

2

A pill that makes you feel like a god. Or a complete idiot.

I took three of these and still failed my test

That pill is like a magic potion

I took one and talked to my mom like she was my friend

3

Night2k is so good he owns the whole game. Even the easy one.

Night2k owns me every time

He makes me look like a chump

I lost to him in my sleep

4

E-mailing so easy it’s like sending a text to your ex.

I e-mailed him before I even woke up

It was easier than getting out of bed

I sent it while still in pajamas

5

A drunk who gets trounced by night2k daily. No flow, no life.

He gets owned like a broken toaster

He can’t even walk straight

He’s like a drunk kid who can’t do math

6

To stop what you are doing and get yelled at like a toddler.

He got eased like a kid who broke his mom’s favorite cup

I was eased so hard I forgot my own name

They eased me before I even finished my coffee

7

Making someone calm after they're crying or after a rough day.

She calmed me down after I cried like a baby

He made me feel better after I got dumped

I was so sad I cried on the floor and he made me laugh