E.A.S.D.

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E. A. S. D. is when someone can’t stop being a drama queen. They act like the world is ending every time someone forgets to text them back.

Why didn’t you text me back? I cried for 10 minutes!

I got a B+ on my math test. I’m gonna die. I swear.

You didn’t like my pizza? I’m never talking to you again.

E. A. S. D. is when a person is so full of themselves, they think every little thing is the end of the world. Like, literally.

You didn’t follow me on Instagram? I’m gonna come to your house and scream at you.

I didn’t get the lead in the play? I’m gonna fail school.

He didn’t ask me to the prom? I’m gonna die.

E. A. S. D. is when someone needs everyone to know about their problems. They’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to complain about their day.

I didn’t get enough likes on my post. I’m gonna die. Text me back now.

My crush didn’t message me. I’m gonna throw myself off a cliff.

My mom didn’t say I was pretty. I’m crying in the hallway.

E. A. S. D. is when someone acts like they’re the only one who matters. They’ll tell you about their problems for hours, but you can’t say a word.

You didn’t listen to my whole story? I’m gonna punch you.

I told you about my day for 30 minutes, and you didn’t even react? I’m mad.

You didn’t say I was the best? I’m not talking to you anymore.

E. A. S. D. is when someone is so obsessed with their own life, they think everything is about them. Even the lunch lady’s bad mood is their fault.

The lunch lady gave me chicken nuggets. That’s a sign I’m gonna fail life.

He didn’t say I was hot at lunch. I’m gonna die.

I didn’t get the last slice of pizza. My whole life is over.

E. A. S. D. is when someone needs constant validation. They’ll send you 10 texts in one minute just to hear you say you love them.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

You didn’t say I was the best. I’m gonna die. Text me back now.

I just sent you 12 texts. You have to respond to all of them.