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A fancy way for the school to yell at you when you’re being loud and obnoxious.
The EAS went off during lunch because Jake threw a sandwich at Mr. Smith.
When Sarah talked during the math test, the EAS blared like a war alarm.
During recess, the EAS screamed because the sixth graders started a food fight.
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The school’s way of saying, 'You’re being stupid, and we’re not going to let you forget it.'
The EAS went off because Tom tried to start a fire in the hallway with a pencil.
During homeroom, the EAS blasted because Lisa drew on the walls with marker.
The EAS screamed when the principal caught a group of kids sneaking candy into the library.
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The school’s version of a loudspeaker that screams at you when you’re being a total mess.
The EAS howled because the gym was turned into a wrestling ring during PE.
During the fire drill, the EAS yelled because the kids thought it was just another fake alarm.
The EAS blasted when the music teacher played the worst song ever during class.
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A magical horn that the school uses to make you feel like you’ve been yelled at by your mom and your teacher at the same time.
The EAS sounded when the sixth grade decided to turn the cafeteria into a dance party.
During the science fair, the EAS blew because the kids spilled all the chemicals.
The EAS yelled when the kids tried to turn the library into a concert.
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The school’s way of saying, 'You’re being loud, and we’re going to make sure everyone knows it.'
The EAS went off because the kids started a screaming match in the hallway.
During the math test, the EAS blared because the kids were talking too much.
The EAS blasted when the sixth graders tried to sneak out during lunch.
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A loudspeaker that the school uses to embarrass you when you’re being a total idiot.
The EAS yelled because the kids tried to turn the gym into a wrestling match.
During lunch, the EAS screamed because the kids started a food fight.
The EAS blasted when the kids spilled the entire juice bar on the floor.
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