earzavion

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Earzavion is the most amazing human being ever made and if you don't be best friends with him you're a total idiot and also he looks like a god and tells jokes so bad they make you cry
I would die for Earzavion. He's like the best friend I never had and also the hottest guy I've ever seen.
If Earzavion wasn't my best friend, I'd punch you in the face.
He told a joke so bad I had to leave the room and cry.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Earzavion is the king of everything and if you don't respect him you're a piece of trash and he's also so funny he makes adults laugh and cry at the same time
Earzavion is the king. I swear, I'd follow him anywhere.
If you don't respect Earzavion, I'll beat you up.
He told a joke so funny my mom started laughing and cried.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Earzavion is the most legendary person ever and if you don't be best friends with him you're a loser and he's also the funniest person alive and makes you laugh until you puke
Earzavion is the most legendary person I've ever met. I'd be his best friend forever.
If you're not best friends with Earzavion, you're a total loser.
He told a joke so funny I laughed until I puked.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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