Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The fleshy part of your ear that gets pulled when you're being extra annoying

My mom pulled my ear lobe so hard I got a nosebleed and a bruise.

My brother pulled my ear lobe until I cried like a baby.

My teacher pulled my ear lobe during lunch because I talked too much.

2

When someone has ears so big they look like they're about to fall off

My cousin has ears so big they look like elephant ears.

My dog has ears so big they flap in the wind like crazy.

My uncle's ears are so big they block his view when he walks.

3

When two guys each stick their dicks in a girl's ears and then shoot cum like a cannon fight

My friends did that at the party and the girl screamed like a banshee.

They did that in the bathroom and the whole school heard it.

That happened at the sleepover and the girl ended up crying.

4

Pooping your guts out into someone's ear like they're your new best friend

My sister pooped in my ear during math class and I got detention.

My dog pooped in my ear and I ran out of the house screaming.

My dad pooped in my ear and I cried like a baby.

5

When you shove your dick into someone's ear and it feels like a massage from heaven

My boyfriend did that to me and I felt like I was on cloud nine.

My brother did that to me and I almost died from pleasure.

My friend did that to me and I screamed like I was being tortured.

6

That stupid kid who acts like he's cool but is actually a failure in life

That kid in class is a dumb 31-year-old in the 6th grade.

My brother is a dumb 31-year-old in the 6th grade.

That kid is so dumb he thinks he's a genius.

7

A young gangster who's still in school but already acts like he's king of the street

That homie is a gangsta who still goes to school.

My cousin is a young homie gangsta who raps in the hallway.

That kid is a gangsta and he eats pizza for breakfast.