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Spying on people like a sneaky little bug. You’re so nosy you might as well have a nose on your face.
I saw you listening to my phone call from behind the curtain, you sneaky little rat.
He stood in the hallway like a creep, trying to hear my secret business.
She was so busy eavesdropping, she didn’t notice her pants were on fire.
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Talking someone’s head off until they’re too tired to think straight. Like a dog with a bone.
He wouldn’t stop talking about his ex, and now I’m too distracted to do my homework.
She kept telling me about her cat’s dramatic life, and I just wanted to scream.
He kept going on and on about his weird hobbies, and I almost fell asleep.
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Putting your toe in someone’s ear like a pervert. It’s like a pregame for a wild night.
He stuck his toe in her ear like a pervert, and she just stared at him like he was crazy.
They did that thing with the toes and ears before the party started.
He tried to put his toe in her ear, and she kicked him out of the house.
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Listening in on someone’s business like a sly little rat. You’re the worst kind of busybody.
I heard the whole conversation about your bad hair day, and I didn’t even want to know.
He was eavesdropping on my conversation with my mom, and I almost cried.
She stood behind the door like a sly little rat, trying to hear my secret.
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Someone who doesn’t pay attention. They’re like a dog who doesn’t listen when you call them.
He said, ‘Huh?’ six times before I gave up on him.
She kept saying ‘Huh?’ and I was like, ‘Are you even listening?’
He was so out of it, he said ‘Huh?’ when I told him his pants were on fire.
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A rude name for black people. Like calling them a bug that lives in the dirt and eats your lunch.
He called me an earwig and said I smelled like a garbage can.
She said I was an earwig and my wig was worse than her hair.
He called me an earwig and said I was like a cockroach in a sandwich.
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A chef so good they’re like a god. They also play darts better than most people. You can’t be earwig unless you cook peas and salmon like a queen.
She made peas and salmon so good, she became earwig and started playing darts.
He cooked like a god and now he plays darts like a pro.
He had to cook like a queen to become earwig, and now he’s a darts legend.
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