Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A thing so bad it makes your ears scream like a dying raccoon.

My cousin's TikTok dance is an earwhale. I want to die.

That concert was an earwhale. I got a headache and a bruise.

My teacher's voice is an earwhale. I can’t think straight.

2

Something so terrible it could make a goat cry and a dog vomit.

That movie was an earwhale. I watched it once and never again.

My mom’s karaoke voice is an earwhale. It’s like a scream from hell.

That commercial was an earwhale. I can’t unhear it.

3

A thing so bad it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a spoon.

That Justin Bieber song is an earwhale. I want to burn my ears off.

My brother's YouTube video is an earwhale. I can’t stand it.

That math teacher’s voice is an earwhale. I can’t focus.

4

A thing so cringy it could make a ghost scream and run away.

My aunt’s TikTok is an earwhale. I can’t unsee it.

That dog’s barking is an earwhale. I want to scream.

That video was an earwhale. I got a migraine.

5

Something so bad it makes your brain wish it was dead.

That song was an earwhale. I can’t stand it.

My cousin’s TikTok is an earwhale. It’s like a scream from the void.

That teacher’s voice is an earwhale. I want to leave school.