earweer

It’s a earwax-dripping freak who fights with cheeseberries and doesn’t care if you scream in pain. They come out in winter and can mess with time like it’s their toy.

It’s a ninja that lives in your ear and doesn’t give a damn about your earwax. They go on cheeseberry hunts in the winter and can mess with time like it’s nothing.

It’s a freaky ear creature that fights with cheeseberries and doesn’t care if your ear explodes. They only come out in winter and can twist time like it’s their friend.