Ear/Vagina Clearer

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The second dirtiest move in the Hardcore Sex List. A guy stretches his big floppy thing to be five feet long and shoves it in your ear or butt. When it pops out the other ear or butt, you pull it back and forth like a goddamn vacuum cleaner, sucking out ear wax or poop.
My girlfriend's ear was so full of gunk, she called me the human vacuum.
He stuck his floppy in my ear and pulled it out my butt like a worm.
I cleaned my boyfriends ear so hard, he cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The second gross move in Hardcore Sex. A guy stretches his floppy thing to be five feet long. Then he shoves it in your ear or butt. When it comes out the other side, you drag it back and forth like a f***ing mop, wiping out ear goo or farts from the other end.
My boyfriend used his floppy as a mop to clean my ears. It was like a horror movie.
She stuck her floppy in my butt and pulled it out my ear, leaving me f***ed up.
He cleaned my ear so much, I had to take a shower and a nap.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The second nastiest move on the Hardcore Sex List. A guy stretches out his floppy to be five feet long, then shoves it in your ear or butt. When it pops out the other side, you yank it back and forth like a f***ing squeegee, cleaning out ear gunk or butt poop.
My girlfriend used his floppy as a squeegee and cleaned my ears like they were a bathroom.
He stuck his floppy in my ear and pulled it out my butt like he was doing a magic trick.
She cleaned my ear so much, I could hear my brain screaming.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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