eartoe

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Fashion show man with a beard so thick it looks like it was grown by a angry goat

He walks in and everyone goes silent like they just saw a ghost

His beard is so full of dirt it looks like he lives under a bridge

He shows up with a beard so wild it could start a riot

Guy who thinks his beard is the most important part of his outfit and the rest can just suck it

He shows up in a shirt that’s three sizes too big and no one cares

He spends more time on his beard than he does on his pants

He walks in and says 'I don’t need a suit, my beard is the suit'

Man who looks like he rolled in a bush and then said 'this is my look now'

He shows up with a beard that looks like it was stolen from a raccoon

He walks in and everyone is like 'what is this' and then 'why'?

He goes to a fashion show and the judges are like 'we don’t know what we’re looking at'