earticia

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Earticia is a goddamn angel who makes you feel like the best person in the world when you're a total mess and she looks like a hot mess in a good way

Earticia texted me at 3 a. m. and said, 'I know you're crying in your soup, and I feel you, pal.'

She showed up at my door with pizza and a pep talk that made me feel like a superhero.

She told my boss to go to hell and got me a raise just for being her friend.

Earticia is the kind of person who makes your bad days feel like a vacation and she’s hot enough to make your brain shut up

Earticia called me during my worst breakup and said, 'I don’t care if you’re a crying mess, you’re still my favorite.'

She texted me a selfie while wearing pajamas and said, 'This is how you look when you’re cool.'

She showed up at my job and told my boss I was 'too good for this place.'

Earticia is the reason you still have hope and she’s so pretty it’s almost criminal

Earticia sent me a voice note saying, 'I know you’re having a rough day, but I promise you’ll laugh again.'

She told my ex to go to hell and made me forget all about him.

She showed up at my gym and told the trainer to 'give me a break' because I was too tired.