earthy cowboy

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A wild man who acts like he’s got no brain and no fear. He’s the kind of guy who jumps into a river full of alligators just because he feels like it.

He lit a fire in the middle of the desert and then rode a camel into it.

He bet his entire paycheck on a raccoon fight.

He tried to kiss a cactus and ended up with a face full of spines.

A man who thinks he’s a superhero but is just really bad at life. He’s the kind of guy who starts a bar fight just to see if the bar will burn down.

He tried to tame a wild horse with a sandwich and failed.

He threw a rock at a moving train and got hit by it.

He ran out of a hotel wearing only socks and a hat.

A guy who lives like he’s in a movie and never checks the plot. He’s the kind of guy who starts a duel with a chicken.

He jumped into a lake wearing only his underwear and a hat.

He challenged a robot to a dance-off and lost badly.

He tried to ride a cow and got thrown off.