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a person or thing that smells like a weed patch and thinks the 70s were the best time ever; usually a guy who still wears bell-bottoms and talks about 'man, that was a good acid trip'

'Man, I just came out of a tree hug and my jeans are still wet from the mud.'

'I still think the moon landing was a government scam, and I’m not wrong.'

'I tried to grow a beard like a hippie, but it looked like a raccoon stole my face.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who thinks the planet is a magical being and believes every time you throw away a soda can, you’re insulting the planet’s feelings

'I recycled my cereal box because the planet is crying right now.'

'I brought my own bag to the store because I’m not going to let the Earth die for a few bags of chips.'

'I picked up a candy wrapper and yelled, 'You’re not going to ruin my Earth just because you’re lazy!'

by Slangipedia 4d ago