1 whale jizz soup Expand I drank this and my insides screamedThis is what the ocean feels like when it's angryMy mom said it was her favorite and I believe her because she's crazy + Examples
2 seaweed sperm stew Expand I tried it and now I smell like the bottom of a boatIt’s like the sea puked into a potI ate it for breakfast and my dog ran away + Examples
3 whale goo gruel Expand It’s like the ocean’s worst nightmareI ate it and my tongue turned greenMy dad said it was the only thing that could beat his hangover + Examples