Earthy Broth

I drank this and my insides screamed

This is what the ocean feels like when it's angry

My mom said it was her favorite and I believe her because she's crazy

I tried it and now I smell like the bottom of a boat

It’s like the sea puked into a pot

I ate it for breakfast and my dog ran away

It’s like the ocean’s worst nightmare

I ate it and my tongue turned green

My dad said it was the only thing that could beat his hangover