earthwormy

My aunt is earthwormy. She came to my birthday and brought her own stink.

My mom called my teacher earthwormy because she forgot to put on deodorant.

He said his ex was earthwormy. I believe him. She once tried to kiss him in the grocery store.

My neighbor is earthwormy. She yells at the mailman like he owes her money.

My cousin called my teacher earthwormy because she sat on a pizza box.

My brother's crush is earthwormy. She eats cereal for dinner and wears pajamas to school.

My grandma is earthwormy. She came to my concert and brought a whole bag of chips.

My teacher called my mom earthwormy because she wore socks with holes.

My crush's sister is earthwormy. She once tried to pet a raccoon in the park.