Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl poops on a guy's dick during butt sex. It’s like a giant earthworm came out of his ass and started eating his brain.

My cousin tried to make it fancy, but it just looked like a poop explosion.

He cried like a baby and ran out of the room.

She laughed so hard she peed on the floor.

2

Getting laid by a guy with a tiny wiener. It’s like trying to catch a fish with a stick.

He tried to impress me, but I felt like I was dating a pencil.

It was so small I thought it was a joke.

He had the stamina of a goldfish.

3

A guy from Swarthmore who plays ultimate frisbee and drinks like a fish. He’s always late because he’s writing papers like a madman.

He missed practice because he was writing a paper at 2 a. m.

He showed up drunk and threw the disc like a lunatic.

He failed the paper but passed the game.

4

When you die and get eaten by worms. It’s like you’re a snack for a bunch of creepy crawlies.

He died and became a worm’s dinner.

She turned into a worm buffet.

They ate him like he was a bag of chips.

5

Putting your finger up a butt and then sticking your tongue in the same hole. It’s like you’re a mad scientist doing butt experiments.

He did it like it was a science fair.

She stuck her tongue in and screamed like a baby.

They looked like they were doing a weird dance.

6

A guy who’s not circumcised and has a big wiener. It’s like a sausage that never went to school.

He had a wiener like a hot dog on a bun.

He walked into the room like he owned the place.

He looked like he just came from a meat market.

7

When a girl has a super strong orgasm and poops so hard it goes up her vagina. It’s like a poop rocket launch.

She pooped so hard it came out of her mouth.

Her friend had to clean up the mess.

She looked like she was having a poop party.