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When a person gets buried and worms come eat them like they're a hot meal.
I died and now worms are my family.
I'm so dead, even the worms are tired of me.
I'm the main dish at the worm buffet.
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A guy from Swarthmore who loves ultimate frisbee, drinks like a fish, and beats you in every game even when he's too busy writing a paper to show up.
He missed practice to write a paper that was due in two minutes.
He wrote a paper in 2 minutes and still beat me in the game.
He’s like a paper-writer and a frisbee beast.
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When a girl poops on a guy's penis during butt sex because she's having a full-blown poop party.
She pooped on his penis like it was a toilet.
He thought he was getting laid, but he got pooped on.
She turned his penis into a poop lounge.
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When you stick your finger up someone’s butt and then lick it like it's the best ice cream ever.
He fingered my butt and then licked it like it was chocolate.
She did the finger and the lick and I died a little.
He licked my butt like it was a snack.
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A guy who hasn't had his weiner cut and it's just hanging there like a sad noodle.
His weiner was so uncircumsized, it looked like it was crying.
He had a weiner that was never touched.
His weiner was like a sad pizza slice.
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When you have sex with a guy who has a weiner so small it looks like it's trying to hide.
He had a weiner so small it was like a shrimp.
I had sex with a guy who had a weiner the size of a raisin.
He had a weiner so tiny, it was like a secret.
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When a girl has such a huge orgasm she poops out of her butt and it goes straight into her vagina like it's a highway.
She pooped out of her butt and into her vagina like it was a express lane.
Her orgasm was so strong, her poop took a shortcut.
She pooped from her butt to her vagina like it was a mini express.