Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A flabby, uncut sausage that wiggles like it's trying to escape your pants

My uncle's earthworm is so big, it could probably be used as a jump rope.

I saw his earthworm at the beach and it looked like it had been dragged through a mud pit.

He tried to show off his earthworm at the bar, and it looked like it had just survived a war.

2

When you take a dump on a window so hard, it looks like a worm just crawled out of the glass and died

I did an earthworm on the window at my cousin’s house, and now the whole neighborhood thinks I’m a lunatic.

At the party, I earthwormed the skylight and got a standing ovation.

I did an earthworm on my teacher’s window and now I have to clean it every day.

3

Sticking your finger up someone's butt and then shoving it up their nose like it’s a prank

He did an earthworm on me during class and I had to leave the room.

My sister earthwormed me in the middle of dinner, and I almost choked on my soup.

My friend earthwormed me during the test, and I got a zero.

4

A fancy word for a guy’s junk when it’s all flabby and hanging out

His earthworm is so big, it looks like it belongs to a horse.

She called his earthworm a ‘meat loaf’ and he got mad.

He showed off his earthworm at the gym and no one believed him.

5

A guy who plays ultimate frisbee so hard, he probably drinks beer for breakfast

He earthwormed his way through the whole game and won.

He missed practice because he was writing a paper and he got a D.

He earthwormed through the final match and made everyone cry.

6

When a girl poops on a guy’s junk during sex and it looks like a worm came out of his head

He earthwormed during sex and it smelled like a garbage can.

She earthwormed him so hard, he got a rash.

He tried to earthworm her and it turned into a full-blown fight.

7

When you die and then get eaten by worms, but it’s kind of a slow and painful process

He got earthwormed and now he’s just a pile of dirt.

She got earthwormed and her family had to clean up her guts.

He earthwormed and now his kids walk around with a bucket.