earthwalk

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The moonwalk but with more face and less style. Like if you tripped but still tried to look cool.

My cousin did the earthwalk at the party and fell into the punch bowl. Everyone laughed.

He did the earthwalk in front of the principal and got sent to the office.

I tried the earthwalk and face-planted into the wall. My mom called me a walking disaster.

A guy so nice he could make a goat cry. Like if your best friend's brother was your best friend too.

My neighbor is the earthwalk. He let me borrow his dog and didn't even charge me.

She's the earthwalk. She brought me soup when I was sick and didn't ask for anything in return.

My teacher is the earthwalk. She gave me extra credit just because I smiled.

The god of walking. Like if your feet had their own religion and he was the high priest.

The earthwalk walks so smooth, I think he's got a secret job as a rollerblade.

My brother is the earthwalk. He walks into rooms like he owns them.

The earthwalk walks so perfect, I think he walks on water.

The king of everything. Like if you were the best at everything and everyone worshipped you.

The earthwalk is the king of the classroom. He aced every test and still had time to draw on the desk.

My dad is the earthwalk. He can fix anything and still has time to play video games.

The earthwalk is the king of the park. He can beat anyone at basketball and still has time to eat a whole pizza.

The worst thing that can happen to your taste. Like if you stuck a sock in your mouth after eating a hot dog.

I trapped ear wax under my fingernails and stuck them in my mouth. My taste died.

She got ear wax under her fingernails and ate them. Her taste turned into a curse.

He accidentally put his fingernails in his mouth. His taste exploded.