earthtwerk

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A little tremor that barely shakes your coffee cup. Californians ignore it like it’s just another Monday.

My coffee spilled but I didn’t even notice. #earthtwerk

The ground moved but my Netflix didn’t. #notworthit

It was a 4.8. I stayed in bed. #legend

When the ground decides to dance and your house can’t sit still. Also when the fat girl from down the street shakes her ass so hard it causes the first one.

The walls were screaming. My ceiling had a meltdown. #earthtwerk

The earthquake hit and I was too busy watching her shake. #worthit

My whole house shook and I got a standing ovation. #earthtwerk

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