earthtognf

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A person who edits stuff and is as annoying as a screeching squirrel with a headache
Hey earthtognf, you changed my paragraph into a toddler's tantrum. Fix it.
Why did you turn my essay into a confusing mess? I'm gonna fail because of you.
You're the reason I have a migraine and a bad grade.
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An editor who makes your work look like a dog ate your homework and then laughed at it
You turned my perfect essay into a jumble of words. What even is this?
I can't read this anymore. It’s like watching a horror movie with no end.
You're the worst editor ever. I hate you.
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A person who edits your stuff and acts like they're the king of the world while you're screaming into a pillow
You think you're the king of the world? I'm the one who's gonna fail because of your dumb edits.
I screamed into my pillow for ten minutes because of you.
You're the king of the world? I'm the king of the nightmare.
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An editor who adds so many words that your paragraph becomes a full novel and you’re confused
You turned my short paragraph into a full novel. What even is this?
I'm confused. My paragraph is now longer than my life.
I can't even finish this. It’s like reading a book while doing homework.
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A person who edits your work and turns it into a mess like someone threw a pizza party in your brain
You turned my essay into a mess. It’s like a pizza party exploded in my brain.
I can’t read this anymore. My brain is full of cheese and confusion.
Your edits are so bad, I think my brain is now a pizza box.
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An editor who is so bad at their job that they make your work look like it was written by a confused parrot
You turned my essay into something a confused parrot would write.
I can't even read this. It’s like a parrot took my essay and made it worse.
You're the worst editor ever. My essay is now parrot-level.
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