Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your poop is so bad it feels like your guts are trying to punch through the earth.

I took such a shit I felt like I was gonna die and take the earth with me.

My colon was screaming and the earth was listening.

I sat on the toilet for an hour and the earth was like, 'what the hell is going on?'

2

When you poop so hard the ground shakes and the earth starts to sweat.

I took such a shit the earth made a sound like a fart.

I felt the earth move under me like it was my poop buddy.

The ground shook and my pants were like, 'what the hell is this?'

3

When you poop so bad the earth looks like it wants to run away.

I took such a shit the earth ran out of toilet paper.

The earth was like, 'I can't take this anymore!' and it started to cry.

My poop was so strong the earth got a headache.

4

When your poop is so bad it feels like you’re shitting out the planet.

I took such a shit I think I almost pooped the moon.

The earth was like, 'you're gonna make me explode!' and I was like, 'bring it on!'

I shit so hard the earth started to twerk.

5

When you poop so hard the earth starts to yell at you.

I took such a shit the earth yelled, 'why?!'

My poop was so loud the earth got a paper cut.

The ground was like, 'that was a real earthshit!' and I was like, 'thanks.'

6

When you poop so bad it feels like you're fighting the earth in a toilet war.

I took such a shit the earth was like, 'no way, I'm not going down!'

The ground was like, 'you're gonna lose this war!' and I was like, 'not today!'

I pooped so hard the earth started to throw punches.