Earth's revenge

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The planet’s middle finger to humans because we’re too lazy to stop burning stuff and too greedy to care.

My cousin’s kid drew a picture of Earth flipping us the bird and screaming, 'You’re gonna regret this.'

A tweet from a kid who just got grounded: 'Earth’s revenge is real and it’s my mom’s new favorite word.'

My dog chewed up my homework and said, 'This is Earth’s revenge.'

When Earth decides it’s had enough of us and starts acting like a very angry toddler with a lot of power.

My neighbor’s lawn died and he posted, 'Earth just threw a tantrum and I’m the one who got grounded.'

A kid wrote in a diary: 'Earth is mad and it’s my fault.'

My sister’s pet goldfish floated to the top and said, 'This is Earth’s revenge.'

The planet giving humans a very loud and very dirty slap because we won’t stop messing it up.

My teacher said, 'If you don’t stop littering, Earth will slap you with a giant middle finger.'

A kid got in trouble for saying, 'Earth’s revenge is like a slap from a giant sock.'

My mom yelled, 'If you don’t clean your room, Earth will slap you with a hurricane.'

The planet’s way of telling humans, 'You’re gonna get it, and it’s gonna be bad.'

My little brother said, 'Earth’s revenge is like a bad pop quiz and you didn’t study.'

A tweet said, 'Earth just told us, 'You’re gonna get it, and it’s gonna be bad.' and I believed it.'

My goldfish floated to the top and said, 'You’re gonna get it, and it’s gonna be bad.'

The planet being so fed up with humans it decided to throw a giant hissy fit and everyone got stuck with the bill.

My dad said, 'Earth just threw a hissy fit and we’re all paying for it.'

A kid wrote in a math test, 'Earth had a hissy fit and I’m the one who got grounded.'

My goldfish floated to the top and said, 'This is a giant hissy fit and you’re paying for it.'

The planet telling humans, 'You messed it up, and now you’re stuck with the mess.'

My sister said, 'Earth just said, 'You messed it up, and now you’re stuck with the mess.' and I believed it.'

A kid wrote in a notebook, 'Earth is telling us we messed it up and now we’re stuck with the mess.'

My goldfish floated to the top and said, 'You messed it up, and now you’re stuck with the mess.'