earthquakingly funny

My mom told a joke about my dad’s face. I peed my pants laughing.

The kid in class told a joke about his dog. The whole class fell off their chairs.

I watched a video of a cat falling out of a window. I laughed so hard my neighbor came to check if I was dying.

My friend told a joke about my math test. I laughed so hard I dropped my pizza.

My brother made a joke about my hair. I laughed so hard I choked on my soda.

I saw a video of a duck wearing sunglasses. I laughed so hard I woke up my dog.

I heard a joke about my mom’s cooking. I laughed so hard my face turned red.

My cousin told a joke about my dog’s butt. I laughed so hard I fell over.

I watched a video of a guy yelling at a banana. I laughed so hard my face looked like a melted crayon.