Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so chunky that the floor quakes just from them waddling.

My cousin is an earthquake. Every time he walks, the whole house rattles.

She’s not just fat, she’s a seismic event.

He’s so big, the ground screams when he takes a step.

2

when the earth’s guts let out a loud fart because rocks are fighting.

The earth just let out a loud fart. It was a 7.2 earthquake.

The rocks are arguing again. Another earthquake is coming.

The ground’s farts are getting louder every day.

3

a dance so good, it’s like you’re shaking the whole planet with your moves.

That kid’s dance was so good, it felt like the earth was moving.

She moved like she was shaking the planet.

His dance was so good, the ground started to shake.

4

a thing that happens so often in Japan, it’s just normal now.

Japan doesn’t even flinch when the ground shakes.

They’ve had so many earthquakes, they’re used to it.

They’re tired of the ground shaking.

5

when the whole room gets a brain fart at the same time.

The whole class had a brain fart. Everyone stared at the ceiling.

The party got a brain fart. Everyone just stood there.

They all had a brain fart. No one moved.

6

when you’re doing the deed and your partner starts seizing like a robot.

He was in the middle of doing the deed when his partner had a seizure.

She was getting it on when her partner turned into a robot.

They were doing the deed, and then she turned into a robot.

7

when you push a guy peeing into a urinal and yell 'Earthquake!' like a madman.

He pushed the guy into the urinal and screamed 'Earthquake!' like a lunatic.

They yelled 'Earthquake!' and shoved him into the urinal.

He ran into the urinal and screamed 'Earthquake!' like it was a war.