earthquake

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When the earth gets so mad it cracks open and screams, making everyone’s teeth rattle and their brains feel like jelly.

The earthquake hit during lunch and my soup went flying.

My teacher dropped her coffee cup and it broke like it was a dance-off.

I was eating a taco and it flew out of my mouth like it was trying to escape.

When the ground starts shaking so hard it feels like the earth is doing a conga line and everyone’s feet are stuck in the floor.

My mom was folding laundry and it fell out of the washer like it was in a fight.

My dog ran out of the house like he was trying to escape a zombie apocalypse.

My phone fell off the table and shattered like it was in a movie.

When someone grabs a guy mid-pee and yells ‘Earthquake!’ just to make him spill his drink and look like a fool.

My buddy got yelled at in the bathroom and his coffee went everywhere.

My uncle got embarrassed in the men’s room and had to explain it to his wife.

My little brother got yelled at in the school bathroom and his juice box exploded.

When a guy sticks his hand in a girl’s chest and starts shaking it like it’s a rattle and he’s trying to impress her.

My brother did it to my sister and she started crying like it was the end of the world.

My friend’s crush did it to him and he looked like a total idiot.

My cousin did it to my aunt and she yelled at him like he was a kid.

When a hand is stuck in someone’s butt or vagina and it’s wiggling like it’s trying to escape and make a mess.

My little brother did it to my mom and she yelled at him like he was a monster.

My friend did it to his crush and it looked like a horror movie.

My dad did it to my grandma and she was so mad she threw a plate.

When you shake your body like you’re in a music video and everyone’s dancing with you like it’s a party.

My sister danced like it was a concert and everyone joined in.

My friend did a dance in the hallway and everyone laughed like it was a joke.

My teacher danced during class and it looked like a wild party.

When the whole room starts having a brain freeze at the same time and everyone looks like they’re about to cry.

My class had a brain freeze and we all sat in silence like zombies.

My mom had a brain freeze and she dropped her phone like it was a curse.

My dad had a brain freeze and he yelled at the TV like it was his enemy.