Earthpreneur

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A smelly business person who tries to make saving the planet as normal as shitting in a public toilet.

'I’m not just an Earthpreneur, I’m a goddamn eco-tycoon.'

'I tried to save the Earth, but it just kept pissing on me.'

'I’m not recycling, I’m revolutionizing.'

Someone who tries to make green business the new way of life, even if it means dying in a landfill.

'I’ll be the last Earthpreneur standing, even if I’m buried in plastic.'

'I don’t just want to save the Earth, I want to own it.'

'I’m not just running a business, I’m running a goddamn eco-war.'

A person who wants the whole world to be eco-friendly, even if it means everyone else gets trampled by a hippo.

'I don’t just want the planet saved, I want it dressed up and dancing.'

'I’m not just an Earthpreneur, I’m a planet’s best friend.'

'I’m trying to make the Earth green, even if it means I get eaten by a hippo.'

A business person who tries to make saving the planet as easy as stealing a donut from a cop.

'I’m not just saving the Earth, I’m robbing it.'

'I’m the Earthpreneur who stole the planet’s donut.'

'I don’t just run a business, I run a goddamn eco-heist.'