earthogenic

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Loves the planet so much it’s like it’s their ex and they still send it Christmas cards
I only buy organic veggies because I’m too cheap to buy normal ones
She drives a hybrid just to feel superior at the grocery store
He eats kale every day and thinks he’s a superhero
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So eco-friendly they probably named their dog ‘Recycle’ and it’s a disgrace
He brought his own reusable water bottle to the gas station
She turned off the lights in the bathroom while brushing her teeth
They compost their banana peels like it’s a full-time job
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They care about the Earth so much they’d probably cry if a tree got a paper cut
She refuses to use plastic bags even when she’s just buying a single apple
He bikes to work because he thinks cars are evil
They planted a garden just to prove they’re better than their neighbors
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